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FULL MENU – UPDATED 10-11-2025
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PAYMENT
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POSTAGE
Tracked 24: £10
Royal Mail Special: £15
NEW DROPS & PROMOS
PREMIUM STRAINS ADDED!
RAINBOW SHERB | LONDON POUND CAKE | SOUR MARMALADE | ZOWAHH | OREOZ | JEALOUSY | PAPAYA DAWG | GMO | KUSH MINTZ | ZUSHI X ZKITTLEZ | PLATINUM COOKIES | WEDDING CAKE
RAINBOW SHERB | LONDON POUND CAKE | SOUR MARMALADE | ZOWAHH | OREOZ | JEALOUSY | PAPAYA DAWG | GMO | KUSH MINTZ | ZUSHI X ZKITTLEZ | PLATINUM COOKIES | WEDDING CAKE
EXCLUSIVE DISCOUNTS
Runtz x Litty (1000mg) 20% OFF
Pokemonged Gummies 17% OFF (20+ packs)
NEW STOCK! Alpra XR 2mg • Ritalin 10mg • 9+ Premium Strains • Kern Diaz 10mg • Liquid Psilocybin • Hoffmans 300µg • Sprout Battery
CANNAIS MENU
Premium Flower
G13 Haze | Guava Dawg | Papaya Dawg 3.5g £35 • 7g £60 • 14g £100 • 28g £200 • 56g £380
Super Boof | MAC 1 | Jealousy 3.5g £30 • 7g £55 • 14g £90 • 28g £175 • 56g £340
Red Rose | Demon King 7g £47.50 • 14g £80 • 28g £150 • 56g £290 • 125g £630
Original Z | Grapefruit OG | Blue ZaZa | Zushi x Zkittlez 3.5g £40 • 7g £70 • 14g £125
Premium Cali
Venom Runtz 3.5g £45 • 7g £75 • 14g £130 • 28g £240
LCG 3.5g £45 • 7g £80
Blue Gelato | Candy Crush 3.5g £45 • 7g £80
Pink Zlushie 3.5g £45 • 7g £80 • 14g £140 • 28g £260
Budget Options
Mixed Bud 3.5g £20
Mixed Bottom Bag 1g £5 • 14g £65 • 28g £110
Good Quality Shake 14g £45 • 28g £80 • 56g £150 • 125g £300 • 250g £570
HASH, CONCENTRATES, EDIBLES, VAPES
Pre-Rolls
UK Pre-Roll (1g) £9
Zoap | Gelato | Cherry Pie | Cereal Milk | RS11 1x £15 • 5x £65
Concentrates
Ice Cream Cake Hash Rosin 1g £85 • 2g £160
GMO | Grape God | Zowah | Rotten Peaches | Limonchello | Yellow Zushi 2g £85
Mac 1 | Z33 | RS11 | Zipaya | Kaleidoscope | Sherb Cream Pie | Coffin Candy 1g £70
Britscotti Cured Resin 1g £75
Candy x Cherry Poppers 1g £40 • 2g £70
Vice City OG Sugar 1g £35 • 2g £60
Rainbow Beltz BHO 1g £40 • 2g £70
Galactic Lemon | Socks Off 2g £75
RSO Oil 1ml £40
D9 Distillate 1ml £30 • 10ml £220
D9 + Terps (Vape) 1ml £40
Vapes
Live Resin 0.5ml Carts 1x £50 • 2x £95
95% D9 CCell 0.5ml £35/£65 • 1ml £60/£100
Sprout Battery £27.50 (£25 w/ cart)
Runtz x Litty 1x £60 • 2x £110 • 5x £225 • 10x £400 (20% OFF)
Candy Bar Disposable 1x £80 • 2x £150
10ml Vape Juice 1x £30 • 2x £55 • 5x £110 • 10x £200
Edibles
Nerd Bites (300mg) 1x £15 • 5x £70
Pokemonged Gummies 1x £15 • 20x £150 • 100x £500 (17% OFF 20+)
THC Hard Candies (200mg) 1 £10 • 5 £40
PSYCHEDELICS & PARTY
Raw DMT 0.5g £60 (LOW)
DMT Vape £60 (LOW)
APE | Melmac Shrooms 3.5g £40 • 7g £75 • 28g £235
Microdose Course 20 caps £70
ShroomBoom Bar 1x £60 • 10x £500
Liquid Psilocybin 4.5g 1 £35 • 3 £90
Mescaline 45mg £20
Cocaine Nasal Spray 1.75g £150
Dream Cream Heroin 0.5g £65 (LOW)
2C-B (Hello Titty | NASA) £10
Speed 1g £15
Ketamine Shard 1g £25 • 28g £375
Ketamine Nasal 2g £50
Cola MDMA 1g £30 • 3.5g £100
LSD Tabs £10 • 10x £80
4MMC 1g £25 • 3.5g £80
Punishers XTC 1x £10 • 10x £80
PHARMA MENU
Opioids
Oxycodone 5mg 1x £12 • 5x £55
Tramadol 100mg 10x £25
Tapentadol 100mg £30 • 200mg £40
Codeine 30mg 14x £30 • 28x £55
Benzos
Midazolam 7.5mg 10x £30 • 20x £55
Nitrazepam 10mg 10x £25 • 20x £45
Clonazepam 2mg 10x £20 • 30x £50
Alpz 1mg 15x £30 • 30x £50
Alpra XR 2mg 10x £30 • 30x £70
Ksalol 1mg 15x £30 • 60x £90
Xanax Bars 2mg 10x £30 • 20x £55
Blue B707 4mg 10x £40 • 20x £70
Green Hulks 10x £40 (LOW)
Kern Diaz 10mg Box £60
Bensedin 10mg 15x £30 • 60x £90
Martin Dow 10mg 10x £20 • 30x £50
MSJ Diaz Loose £1/tab
Lorazepam 1mg £2 • 2.5mg £20-£50
Others
Pregabalin 300mg 15x £30
Carisoprodol 350mg £30 • 500mg £40
Ritalin 10mg £6.80
Medikinet XL 60mg £13.50
Amfexa 5mg 1x £15 • 10x £105
Modafinil 200mg 10x £27
Zopiclone 7.5mg £25 • 10mg £30
Zolpidem 10mg : 10x £30
Viagra 100mg £25 • 200mg £31
Cialis 40mg £27 • 80mg £32
Kamagra 100mg 7x £26
Codeine Syrup Set £100
Wockhardt Pint 1 £225 • 3 £600